the lohan

is it still cool to like Lindsay Lohan?  ’cause if so, then i totally do.  i will tell her i am a famous millionaire astronaught guy so she will be fooled into like-liking me back.  trust me, i’m a playa pimp.  i have touch at least 3 girls butts once and made-out with 2.5 girls in highschool – i’m professionally experienced in the quest to a woman’s valentine heart.  then i’ll will poke holes in a condom and make-out with her so hard that she becomes pregnant, and will thus be stuck to me for life via a la child rearings.  our babies will be sexified arab Lohans.  or maybe i will just give her illegal drugs to love me, like a pot or a heroin.  either way, i will win the love connection and not even a black santa fighting a black jesus can stop me.

trap or die

we trap or die, nigga… we trap or die, nigga…

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